PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a carto